Taylor and Taylor...NOOOOOOOOOOO

Can you believe it?  How could they do this to us?  How could SHE do this to us?  Swift?  NOT COOL SISTER.  You had a national treasure on your hands (Taylor and his abs) and this is what you do with him?   Even the Huffington Post is surprised/mildly interested/wants the clicks linking to this will get it.  

Whatever.  Cake does not lie.  And someone doesn't make a cake like this for you and your character unless you are the best and most definitely NOT the suck:

So suck on that Taylor "Who Do You Think You Are" Swift!*  No one made a wolf head cake like that for you.  A cake for you would be like, a bloody beating heart dying on a table made out of red velvet and wolf viscera.

You know what?  It's going to be ok.  Taylor will find love elsewhere.  Maybe T and Rob should date.  Who said that?

Great job Cakes by Evonne!

*Taylor Swift is a lovely young lady and they are young and I am not really that invested in a teen relationship.  Right?  Right.  ...